The Guinness Book of World Records is full of some bizarre
record-holders. I am always surprised at the lengths some
people will go to get their name in that book. And here is
a startling…and somewhat gross example.

A Texas body modification enthusiast said he broke a Guinness
World Record by receiving 1,197 piercings in a single day.

Jeremy Stroud said Arlington body modification artist Tyson
Turk spent about five hours May 2 inserting 800 needles into
his back, 300 in his right arm, 50 in his leg and about 20
in his left arm.

He said the needles were removed at the end of the day but
they left scars all over his body.

“They’re so close together that they leave a line. It kind
of looks like I had stitches from my wrist all the way up
to my shoulder,” he said.

Stroud said two emergency medical technicians were on hand
during the record attempt as well as a witness and a photo-
grapher to support his bid to make it into the record book.
He said the original plan was 2,000 piercings, but the pain
from the needles eventually started to catch up to him.

“I made it to 1,200 and my body was getting ready to shut
down,” he said. “I had no idea what I was getting into.”

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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——————- 15 months for chicken suit attack ——————

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Lincoln Crown Court to attacking the Benjamin Miller, 23,
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—————- Lost class ring returned to woman, 97 —————–

MEMPHIS — A Memphis woman who found a 1929 high school
class ring while raking leaves in a lot said she traced the
item back to its 97-year-old owner. Misty White said she
found the Central High School ring, which bore the initials
“AMM,” while raking a lot as part of a “Save Libertyland”
event for cleaning defunct amusement park Libertyland.
“Something made me keep raking leaves,” White said. “It was
under two years of leaves, and the ring just popped out.”
White said she found the school’s 1929 yearbook at a library
and identified the ring’s owner as Anna Maude Mahaffey. “It
gave me great pleasure to get it back,” Mahaffey White said.
“It has a sentimental value.”

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>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

I think this Dr. Yuri Labvin theory should be investigated
as much as any other. If proved true, like Roswell, we would
probably never know for sure though. -Tony
[What, you think your government would cover up something
like proof of space aliens displaying incredible, advanced
technological weapons and abilities? You don't have a lot
of trust, do you?]

Cuckoo Warning Day on 21st June, The saying goes that if the
cuckoo sings, your summer will be a wet one. Don’t know how
that got started. -Samwise

Lewis, here’s one for you: SOUTHWORTH — A man trying to
loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge
shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs. The 66-year-
old man had been repairing a Lincoln Continental for two
weeks at his home and had gotten all but one of the lug
nuts off the right rear wheel before getting frustrated.
From about arm’s length, the man fired the shotgun at the
wheel and was “peppered” in both legs with shot and other
debris, with some injuries as high on his body as his chin.
[Yes, but did the nut come off?]

As a first time reader of your newsletter I must say that
it all is very intersting and that I look foraward to more.
–krsitin
[It's always a little difficult the first time, Krsitin, but
it gets better...wait a minute...are we talking about the
same thing?]

Lewis, there has been a lot of talk lately about the economy
and the trillions of dollars in deficit spending, but I have
an idea. The solution isn’t in the hands of those who cast
the ballots, so long as all we have to elect are politicians.
90% of all federal officials who get elected are considered
wealthy before they get the job. Why would these people care
about the average Joe? Lets change the rules for getting onto
the ballot, or limit campaign spending, so more average people
can get on the ballot. Even now, people are tracking the “best
potential candidates” for president by how much money they can
raise. Or, we can adopt the system one of my fave authors con-
ceived, when elected, the officials personal wealth becomes
part of the treasury, if the country’s economy does well, they
make the money back, if the economy is weak during their term,
they lose it all. A great incentive for actually working for
the country I think. -Jonathan
[I like the way you think, Jonathan. Tie a politician's
personal success to the success of the country. You want to
see waste and inefficiency reduced? Think about the kind of
people that would open elections up to.]

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END OF BIZARRE NEWS
Copyright 2009 by NextEra Media. All rights reserved.

There goes next year’s vacation plans. It looks like China’s
first sex amusement park — complete with statues of giant
genitals — has been bulldozed before even opening its doors.

Love Land, due to open in October, was demolished last weekend
after Chinese authorities discovered the park planned a photo
gallery on the history of sex, naked human sculptures and giant
replicas of genitals.

The park on the banks of the Yangtze River was “vulgar, ill-
minded and misleading,” Chinese officials said in ordering its
destruction.

Park manager Lu Xiaoquing told China Daily he modeled Love Land
after a sex park in South Korea that featured sex-technique
workshops to help adults “enjoy a harmonious sex life,” Lu said.

“Sex is a taboo subject in China, but people really need to have
more access to information about it,” Lu said, noting his park
was “for the good of the public.”

Seeing as how the wife and I will not be able to go someplace
that’s all about sex, I guess we’ll have to settle for Las Vegas.

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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+————– More Bizarre June Holidays —————+

June 11 is National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day

June 12 is Machine Day

June 13 is National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of
America Day

June 14 is Pop Goes The Weasel Day

June 15 is Smile Power Day

June 16 is National Hollerin’ Contest Day

June 17 is Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day

June 18 is International Panic Day

June 19 is World Sauntering Day

June 20 is Ice Cream Soda Day

***

——— Boy, 11, sticks 43 snails to his face ———–

SANDY, Utah – A Utah boy stuck 43 snails to his face during
his 11th birthday party, setting a possible world record
if it is certified by Guinness. Chris Keheler said the
unusual birthday celebration for his son, Fin, in Sandy,
Utah, resulted from a Guinness Book of World Records he
obtained last autumn, KSL-TV, Salt Lake City, reported
Thursday. “We started leafing through it and he saw a
record he thought he could break,” Keheler said of his son,
who performed the feat at his birthday party Saturday. “I
thought I could totally beat that because I’m not grossed
out by snails like most people are,” Fin Keheler said. The
boy and his parents said the record in the book was eight,
but the record had grown to 36 by the time they completed
their Guinness paperwork for the planned attempt and some-
one in London managed 37 last week. However, the 11-year-
old managed to cover his face in 43 snails in one minute,
a time limit set by Guinness, and stood still without any
of the mollusks falling off. The Kehelers said they are
sending video and witness accounts of the event to Guinness
for official certification.

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——– Litterbug released after 4 years in jail ———

ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, Fla. – A Florida man who littered his
yard with junk including toilets and a statue of buttocks
has been released from prison after serving four years.
Alan Davis of Seminole County was originally convicted in
2003 on a felony criminal littering charge for what he
called a political protest, In 1999, he began covering the
roof and yard of his home with toilets, airplane parts,
scrap metal, a giant statue of buttocks and other objects
his neighbors found objectionable. He was sentenced to one
year in jail. However, he was jailed for three more years
after incurring multiple parole violations following his
release. Davis was released from prison Wednesday. The
exterior of his home is currently clear, except for some
tall weeds, WKMG-TV, Orlando, Fla., reported.

——– Cemeteries are the newest wedding sites ———

BROOKFIELD, Wis. – Cemeteries such as the Wisconsin
Memorial Park in Brookfield, Wis., have begun hosting
weddings as part of a new service trend, industry officials
say. Stewart Enterprises Inc. spokeswoman Denise Wester-
field, whose company operates the Brookfield cemetery, said
funeral homes make an ideal wedding site given the changing
perception of death in society, the Milwaukee Journal
Sentinel reported Wednesday. “Funerals are becoming much
more a celebration of life than a dark event, so why not
have your wedding at a funeral home?” Westerfield said.
Jessica Koth, National Funeral Directors Association spokes-
woman, said a growing number of cemeteries and funeral
homes have begun expanding their businesses to include
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——– 252-lb hooker ‘one woman demolition job’ ———-

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

I’ve always (well, not actually ‘always’) wondered, is
Maguilla and JA the same person? Don G
[No (yes).]

Must be a Utah thing to regard a kilt as “cross-dressing”.
Maybe if the principal has the IQ of a turnip. I rather
doubt if William Wallace would have been considered a cross-
dresser in his day.
[You wouldn't think so until you consider that the women all
wore the exact same thing.]

This story is more bizarre than it seems. A neighboring town
has a school Ben Lomond that has a bagpipe band. The members
of the band wear their kilts. You often see the band members,
both boys and girls wearing their kilts in school for special
activities.
[There you go.]

I just wanted to let you know he did NOT get his burrito.
And after all that trouble too. -Anna from Indiana
[He's probably better off. In some states, being forced to
eat Taco Bell is a legitimate criminal sentance.]

Without you informing us of Bizarre Holidays, I would never
have known that my about-to-be 29 year old twin girls were
born on Repeat Day. Thanks for the FUN! June 3 – Twice as
much fun as any other day! lol Still lovin’ ya!

They “tried” to pass a law down here against having sex with
Goats. It didn’t pass so I guess it’s still legal. Go figure.
-Marty, St Petersburg, FL
[Goats aren't nearly as kinky as porcupines.]

—————— END OF READER COMMENTS ——————

It all started a long time ago with ‘road rage.’ This was
something people had experienced ever since there were cars
(about a hundred years now), but now there was a name for
it, and what do you know, everyone was able to identify
with it.

And since there was finally a name for it, rages started
popping up all over the place. There was Office rage, or
desk rage, shopping rage, relationship rage, rejection rage,
and these are just a few I found in a five minute search on
the Internets.

Now, just in time for the Christmas, there is “holiday rage.”

What was once annoying and then aggravating has now escalated
to full-on anger. From over-the-top, blinding Christmas
lights to annoying relatives and all-out meltdowns, we’ve all
have our moments around the holidays, when enough is enough.

“They have sense of urgency. They try to control things that
are uncontrollable,” said Robert L. Leahy, Ph.D. and director
of the American Institute for Cognitive Therapy.

One self-professed Christmas curmudgeon, Paul, says all the
unwanted trimmings that go along with the season literally
make him sick.

“I would feel very shaky, very sweaty, the chills, anxiety,”
he said.

But according to the experts there are ways to Curb Holiday
Rage…

Accept limitations. You are not going to be able to control
things. Knowing that takes the pressure off.

Don’t take things personally. Remember the holidays are only
temporary and go by pretty quickly.

Focus on the positive. The season is about forgiveness and
being thankful.

What I’d like to know is who came up with this crap? Accept
limitations? Don’t take things personally? Listen people,
the holidays are about taking what’s yours. You have to carve
out your niche or people are going to walk all over you. Do
it to them first before they do it to you. Now is your time
to get the perfect gift and prepare the perfect meal and have
the perfect Christmas. The other guy can do it in January.

* By the way folks, I will not mail Bizarre News next week
due to the holiday. Not to worry, though, I’ll be back next
Saturday in time for the big New Year’s week! So don’t forget
to look for me in your email box!

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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+———– More Bizarre Christmas Traditions ————+

It is a British Christmas tradition that a wish made while
mixing the Christmas pudding will come true only if the
ingredients are stirred in a clockwise direction.

A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the
head of a pig prepared with mustard.

Sending red Christmas cards to anyone in Japan constitutes
bad etiquette, since funeral notices there are customarily
printed in red.

In Norway on Christmas Eve, all the brooms in the house
are hidden because long ago it was believed that witches
and mischievous spirits came out on Christmas Eve and would
steal their brooms for riding.

***

———- N.C. family has 61 Christmas trees ————-

TRINITY, N.C. – A mother in Trinity, N.C., says her family
home has 61 Christmas trees, each of which is decorated
with a different theme. Bren Knox said her home’s Christmas
trees began to multiply 11 years ago when her daughter
requested a tree in her bedroom to help her sleep while
Knox was out of town, WFMY-TV, Greensboro, N.C., said
Wednesday. During the ensuing years, Knox said she added
tree after tree to the home and began creating themes for
each of the holiday items. Among the themes featured in
the Knox home are chef and fruit-themed trees. “When people
hear how many trees I have in my home, they think I’m
crazy,” the mother of two said. “But once they come in,
they say it is the most magnificent, beautiful thing
they’ve ever seen.” Knox, who occasionally holds open
houses to showcase her tree collection, told WFMY-TV her
favorite tree contains items her children personally made.

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——– Guinness rejects eye socket strength feat ———

GUIYANG, China – A Chinese kung fu master said Guinness
World Records will not recognize his feat of pulling cars
using hooks lodged in his eye sockets. Luo Deyuan, 21,
said his feat of ocular strength was kept out of the record
books because officials decided it was too dangerous,
Britain’s The Sun reported Thursday. However, Luo said he
has not given up on his dreams of Guinness Book glory. He
plans to submit more stunt proposals to the world record
authority — including lifting buckets of water with his
eyebrows, walking on sharp blades and stopping electric
fans with his tongue. “I’ll keep trying because I really
want to do something special in the world. I really want
to perform my stunts on a bigger stage,” he said.

——— Wrong inmate released from Tenn. jail ———-

NASHVILLE – A burglary suspect walked out of a Tennessee
jail posing as another man with a similar name who had
been ordered released on his own recognizance. Kenneth
Anderson, 46, got past four security checkpoints Wednesday
morning, The Nashville Tennessean reported. The other
inmate, Kennus Anderson, was freed once jail employees
realized the mistake. Montgomery County Sheriff Norman
Lewis described Anderson, a Nashville resident, as a
“frequent flier” at the jail. He had been arrested at
least 14 times in the past four years and had been held
since Christmas Eve 2007 because he was unable to post
$10,000 bail. Lewis said he does not believe Anderson is
dangerous. Capt. Doug Tackett, the jail supervisor, said
each inmate has a wristband with a photo, name and
identification number. The information on the wristband
is supposed to be checked at least four times during
release. “They even issued him his own personal property
before they released him. They should have caught it then,
too,” Tackett said.

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——– Spelling bee entrant gets misspelled kudos ——–

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – A middle school student in Charlotte,
N.C., returned to his school after a spelling bee to find
a congratulatory sign filled with misspellings, his dad
says. Joe Smith said when his son, Michael, returned to
Carmel Middle School Wednesday after his involvement in a
spelling contest, he quickly noticed a pair of misspelled
words on the school sign congratulating his efforts, The
Charlotte (N.C.) Observer said. Smith said the sign not
only misspelled congratulations, but even offered an
incorrect spelling of his son’s first name. The misspelling
of Michael was not reported and the congratulations error
was tentatively blamed on scrunched signboard letters. But
the seventh-grader, who finished third in the multischool
spelling competition, found humor in the misspellings.
“Just thought this was funny for them to honor a spelling
bee winner with incorrect spelling,” Smith said. “My son
just laughed!” A school spokeswoman told the Observer a
student had created the misspelled message, which was
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Hello Lewis, Just wanted to say since I am not a registered
viewer of bizarre video that I find it hard to believe that
“BIZARRE News” would find a statement like was shown in the
video that hard to believe. Notwithstanding the fact that
it was made by a man who just happened to be an ex-profes-
sional wrestler. Do you really believe that something like
that is not at least possible?
[Sure, I believe it's possible. But watching old Jesse 'The
Body' twitching his way through an interview talking about
conspiracies and the CIA spying on the local politics of
Minnesota (of all places) seemed pretty bizarre to me.]

Who is Brian and why would he have control of Jesse Ventura?
-Kay C in KC
[Right, Brian control. That's the name of the CIA operative
who is stalking Jesse Ventura.]

I found a funny fact when working with male gays. Every one
of them had a first partner that was 10+ years older that
“showed them” they were gay. Try it: Ask any male gay that
question and the answer is always the same. In their teens
they met someone 25+ who “showed/explained to them” that
they were gay and then became their first lover. I have no
idea if the same thing is true for Lesbians. There are very
few of them in my line of work. -John

I googled Greig Howe’s name and found a pic of that Christmas
tree. It’s pretty cool to see. Guess he really loves Christmas.
[If you have a house like that, with rooms all lined up in
one corner of your house with windows on two sides, it would
be a neat trick to pull off. It still looks like more work
that it's worth to me.]

Hey Lewis, did you see this one? “NEW YORK – Two men wheeled
a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-
cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check
before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.”
[I would be more impressed if they actually got him to sign
the check!]