Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Here is a perfect example of the justice system gone wrong.
Just because a man dresses up in women’s clothes, breaks
into a private gym and enjoys a little porn is he necessarily
a criminal? Well, if he’s loaded with drugs he might be.

Police say a California man donning a bustier and watching
porn on a computer in an apartment complex gym was arrested
after officers found drugs in his backpack.

Sgt. Todd Bullock says 45-year-old Stephen Murdoch of Tustin
was arrested after a security guard spotted him in a workout
room that was supposed to be closed and locked.

When police peered inside, they saw Murdoch – also in a mini-
skirt, fishnet stockings and heels – hiding behind exercise
equipment and watching an adult film on a laptop.

Officers noticed Murdoch was sweating profusely and talking
quickly. They arrested him on suspicion of drug possession
after allegedly finding marijuana, methamphetamine and pipes
in his bag.

He might be able to ‘get off’ on the porn but he won’t be
able to ’skirt’ the drug charges.

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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+—————– Bizarre July Holidays ——————+

July 1 is Creative Ice Cream Flavor and Build A Scarecrow Day

July 2 is Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day

July 3 is Stay Out Of The Sun and Compliment Your Mirror Day

July 4 is National Country Music and Tom Sawyer Fence-Paint-
ing Day

July 5 is Workaholics Day

July 6 is National Fried Chicken Day

July 7 is National Strawberry Sundae Day

July 8 is Video Games Day

July 9 is National Sugar Cookie Day

July 10 is Clerihew Day

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——– Woman finds treasure with metal detector ———

HEMEL HEMPSTEAD, England – A British woman said her seven
years of combing fields and beaches with a metal detector
paid off with a 15th-century piece of gold valued at about
$400,000. Mary Hannaby, 57, said she and her son, Michael,
33, were walking in a Hertfordshire field when they
discovered the item, believed to be part of a reliquary or
pendant, four inches below the ground, a position experts
said it has likely been in for about 500 years, The Daily
Telegraph reported. “You can literally miss things by
inches,” Michael Hannaby said. “We couldn’t believe it.
We always dreamed of finding treasure.” Roger Bland, head
of treasure at the British Museum, said the item, which
depicts the Holy Trinity, is an “important find” but the
museum does not have the funds to participate in its
auction, scheduled for July 9 at Sotheby’s in London.

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——– Swedish city votes to let women go topless ——–

MALMO, Sweden – The sports and recreation committee in
Malmo, Sweden, has voted to allow women to go topless in
the city’s swimming pools. The board struck down a motion
that women “with two-piece swimsuits ought to wear a top
piece,” after controversy was sparked by members of the
feminist Just Breasts/Bare Breasts network made visits to
the city’s pools sans bikini tops, The Local reported. The
board ended up approving a measure stating that “everybody
should wear bathing suits” at the city’s pools but the
measure does not specify that women must cover their upper
halves. “I’m satisfied with the decision,” said Bengt
Forsberg, chair of the sports and recreation committee on
recreation. “Everyone is required to have a swimsuit when
visiting the city’s indoor pools and if it doesn’t cover
the upper body, that’s OK too.” Forsberg, a Social
Democrat, said he believes the entire issue has been
overblown. “We don’t define what bathing suits men should
wear so it doesn’t make much sense to do it for women. And
besides, it’s not unusual for men to have large breasts
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——— Secretary charged with grade changing ———-

HUNTINGDON, Pa. – Pennsylvania authorities said a high
school secretary in Huntingdon has been charged with
using school computers to change her daughter’s grades.
State Attorney General Tom Corbett said Caroline McNeal,
39, a secretary at the 800-student Huntingdon Area High
School, has been charged with giving boosts to her
daughter’s grades on at least 193 occasions and lowering
the grades of two other girls to improve her daughter’s
class standing, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported
Friday. McNeal, who was fired from the school, was charged
with 29 felony counts of unlawful use of a computer and
29 felony counts of tampering with public records. “Tamper-
ing with official records for personal or family gain is a
serious violation of the public trust. Our citizens depend
on people in public positions, including school employees,
to protect the safety and security of these records and
not use confidential information for their own benefit,”
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——– Worker gave dropped ring to wrong person ———

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employee who witnessed a customer drop a $19,000 diamond
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as hers after the employee showed it to her and asked if
she had dropped it. Police said the woman used cash to pay
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

RE: Social Security. When FDR first instituted Social Security
there were 37 people working for each retired person. The baby
boom occurred after that and was obviously not anticipated.
When boomers start to retire in droves, there will be 2 people
working (and paying into SS) for every retired person receiving
payments. -Jim d
[That is a good way to look at the numbers.]

I checked out the Cmen web site, they also offer breast milk
treatments. Can only wonder how much they pay for the product
so they can resell it. I know they would have no shortage of
men wanting to sell. The women may be a different story.

Semen is good for your skin? You mean all that time I wasted
on Internet Porn sites could have been spent happily making
money? -Bill

That couple may be “huge space fans”, but what about people
like me who were brought up with the expectation that space
travel was but a few years in the future? I wonder if I can
sue Random House for breach of implied promise – I have an
Early Reader book (c. 1958) titled “You WILL Go to the Moon”.
I’m almost 50 and still waiting. -Lois B. P.S. You’re the
best of all the Gopher Central team, TZ and the others can’t
hold a candle to you!

Hey Lewis, not only is cum good for the skin, but so is your
first morning urine. I think we could go into business
together, you make me laugh so hard I could pee……Marie
[Creepy...and slightly intriguing.]

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